
BITCH, I’M GARY OLDMAN, I ALREADY WON.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUESTION. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU INTERVIEWER
YOU DIDN’T WIN TONIGHT GARY OLDMAN YOU LOST WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY ABOUT IT HUH HUH DO YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW SAD OR DISAPPOINTED YOU ARE OR HOW YOU HATE ACADEMY OR JEAN OR MAYBE TELL US HOW HE DIDN’T DESERVE TO WIN
AND THEN AFTER GARY’S BRILLIANT ANSWER, HE CONTINUES
DON’T ANSWER ME THAT GARY OLDMAN GIVE ME A LITTLE HATE, A LITTLE DRAMA, YOU MUST BE DISAPPOINTED, YOU MUST BE COME ON TELL US GARY OLDMAN HOW YOU WANT TO END YOUR LIFE NOW BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WIN FUCKING OSCAR FOR THE ROLE THAT WASN’T EVEN YOUR BEST BECAUSE ACADEMY IS SHIT AND DIDN’T APPRECIATE YOU WHEN YOU DESERVED IT THE MOST
srsly what the fuck. and Gary, dear, you’re God and I love you and you’re the best.
Why is he so damn awesome?
DENIAL IS THE FIRST SIGN